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Startled Deer Becomes New Republican Frontrunner « Borowitz Report
“The fact that he is unable to speak is a major asset.”
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Not a bad way to spend an evening… got to shake hands with the president after a nice speech and campaign stop for Mayor Callahan’s run for Congress. Highly recommended to those who haven’t had the experience!
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