Jim Tumbls.

adamisacson:

Me: “When there’s a car accident, they should totally take down the party affiliation of the at-fault driver, so there’s like a big database.”

My wife: “Yeah, they should totally do that.”

Me: “I bet it would show accidents are caused by Independents most, followed by Republicans, then Democrats.”

My wife: “Why independents first?”

Me: “Because anyone who self-identifies as an independent is probably drunk.”

My wife: “But weren’t you an independent until the Democratic primary?”

Me: “Who says I’m not drunk?”