Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate « Borowitz Report
“A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.”
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