January 2011
20 posts
“The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.”
– Malcolm X
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“I am not a violent man but I did once swing a lead pipe at someone.”
– Tyler Magill
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The Parking Lot Movie
I saw a wonderful documentary this weekend which made a profound impact in these economically uncertain times. This work mirrors some of my own experiences and exploration into the service industry.
From the IMDB, The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary about a singular parking lot in Charlottesville, Virginia. The film follows a select group of parking lot attendants and their strange rite of...
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Michele Bachmann Proposes “Don’t Add, Don’t Spell”... →
Rep. Bachmann’s odd onscreen appearance, in which she seemed to be staring off-camera for the duration of her speech, was initially blamed on “a squirrel that got into the studio and distracted her,” said one Tea Party official.
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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the...”
– Mark Twain
Report: It Going To Take Way More Than An... →
'You're dead!' victim yells at Tea Party spokesman... →
Well this is no good at all.
In an ironic twist… isn’t it weird that the Tuscon TV station hosting the event is KGUN?
Sarah Palin Blood Libel: Palin opposes collective... →
Each person is solely accountable for his actions. Acts of monstrous criminality “begin and end with the criminals who commit them.” It’s wrong to hold others of the same nationality, ethnicity, or religion “collectively” responsible for mass murders.
Unless, of course, you’re talking about Muslims. In that case, Palin is fine with collective blame. In fact,...
Palin, Limbaugh, and O'Reilly Are Angry; Pie Still... →
“No, no, let’s not do anything in the wake of this shooting, like consider gun control measures and greater spending on mental health programs. That would take away our liberty. How can one celebrate America’s greatness unless one is allowed to shoot the fuck out of animals while saying liberals are socialists bent on murdering your grandpa with a panel? It’s...
Giffords recognized husband, returned to... →
This is good news. Though it’s tempered with the news of 12 others injured and six dead.
Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason | The... →
WORCESTER, MA—Nearly a week after a statue of the Virgin Mary began shedding what appeared to be actual tears, worshippers at St. Alphonsus Catholic Church told reporters Wednesday they had lost patience with the figure’s nonstop whining and carrying on….
Rimshot.
A guy goes into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what collateral he has, and he says, “I have a Rolls Royce. Here are the keys — you can keep it until the loan is paid off.”
Six months later the guy comes back and pays off the $200 loan, plus $10 interest. The loan officer says, “Here are the keys. If you don’t mind my asking, why would a man...
