January 2009
16 posts
"The haps"
Pletka: jsh! what the haps yo?
Me: greetings!
Me: the haps ... sounds like a VD
Me: "yeah - I got a case of the haps... burns like shit"
Pletka: im sure theres an ointment for it
“Well one night, me and Mike drank like single fathers…”
– My College Roomate [via Mandaly:ryanpurtill] Quality, politically inappropriate similes wonderfully punctuate humorous anecdotes. Bravo! (via boutofcontext)
Bravo, indeed.
Land it in the Hudson
livejamie:
An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River.
“The company is on the brink of failure, so let’s Land it in the Hudson.”
livejamie:
Pontiac has a SUV called the Torrent, but they don’t list how many people are seeding it.
“The reason I keep talking is because I can’t dance.”
– Vice President Joe Biden (via inauguration)
27.17%
langer:
As of today George W. Bush has been president for 27.17 percent of the time I’ve been alive. After today that number will only go down.
Not too far off from my own percentage. Thankfully it will be reduced from here on out.
WatchAmazing! This too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JfMnHlz70A (go to minute 2).
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“You can go back to your, what do you call it, your Google, and you figure out...”
– George H. W. Bush