(352): I’m going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
(352): Oh no wait my cat’s here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
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Colombia's Uribe Faces a New White House Approach Toward Latin America - washingtonpost.com
“One of the first priorities of the Obama administration was to increase the number of friends, and he’s made overtures to Mexico, Chile and Brazil.”
BILLY MAYS DIED TODAY. I DOUBT HE WENT QUIETLY.
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Twitter / Tim Siedell (via nickdouglas)
Edited by jsh because “ALL BILLY MAYS TRIBUTES MUST BE IN CAPS.”
I hope that you never, ever read your own reviews; good ones or bad ones. It is not a critic’s job to tell you how to feel about your own work.
— Laura Linney, commencement speech at The Juilliard School
368. Just raise your glass. There's no need to clink with everyone at the table.
A return to normalcy
Twitter’s architecture successfully scaled to support a massive Iranian uprising, yet it crumbled as soon as Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest.
Is that true?
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Sign affixed to the 4-year-old’s door after a tantrum triggered by a frustrating computer game.
I stayed the hell out.
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