Jim Tumbls.

(352): I’m going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
(352): Oh no wait my cat’s here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

5 July 2009


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4 July 2009 reblog: rulesformyunbornson


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3 July 2009


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john:

The neighbor got punk’d suburban-style

3 July 2009 reblog: john


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Well that’s just inappropriate!

1 July 2009


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1 July 2009 reblog: rulesformyunbornson


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30 June 2009


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28 June 2009


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BILLY MAYS DIED TODAY. I DOUBT HE WENT QUIETLY.

Twitter / Tim Siedell (via nickdouglas)

Edited by jsh because “ALL BILLY MAYS TRIBUTES MUST BE IN CAPS.”

28 June 2009 reblog: nickdouglas


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I hope that you never, ever read your own reviews; good ones or bad ones. It is not a critic’s job to tell you how to feel about your own work.

— Laura Linney, commencement speech at The Juilliard School

28 June 2009


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27 June 2009 reblog: rulesformyunbornson


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A return to normalcy

langer:

Twitter’s architecture successfully scaled to support a massive Iranian uprising, yet it crumbled as soon as Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest.

Is that true?

25 June 2009 reblog: langer


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adamisacson:

Sign affixed to the 4-year-old’s door after a tantrum triggered by a frustrating computer game.

I stayed the hell out.

24 June 2009 reblog: adamisacson


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The future will be better tomorrow.

— Dan Quayle

24 June 2009


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Engage!

22 June 2009


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